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Looking for a terrible boyfriend for one week

Jet Li has nothing to do at work today. He went on to craigslist under "Women looking for Men", and found this notice, which he thought it might be amusing to me, under certain circumstances. I read it and I did laugh a little, then zoned out in the wonderland. Since I woke up, I might as well share this w/ ya'll:

Looking for a terrible boyfriend for one week. - 23
Reply to: anon-95223717@craigslist.org
Date: Sat Sep 03 10:52:44 2005

I am looking for a terrible boyfriend for one week to restore my happiness in being single. Now that school has started again I find myself in classes where 80% of my classmates are either married/engaged/in a relationship. I was content to be single all summer but now that I have been exposed to all these happy people in relationships, I'm starting to wonder if I need one too. In my head, I know I don't, but let's make this concrete with an experience. This is where you come in. I need you around for one week in the role of a bad boyfriend to renew my glee in being single.

My requirements of you:
-You are attractive. Sorry, but if this is to work out for me, you have to be a pretty boy who is nice to look at but a total dick otherwise.
-Be very needy. Call me several times a day, checking where I am, who I'm with, etc.
-Have poor or no manners. When we go out, I want you to not use your napkin, tip poorly or not at all, never open doors, that sort of thing.
-It would be nice if you have politically conservative leanings so we can get into fun arguments
-Stare at other girls when we're out together. Bo

It's also funny that how I can actually find at least one person fits in each requirement. Now, stop browsing and do some work, Jet.

posted by Skittles @ 16:05