Friday, March 23, 2007

Office Husband??!!!

Haven't updated for a while... mainly being lazy... are u surprised? didn't think so...
So tonight, I've learnt a new terminolog--"Office Husband" (O.H.) ... defined by the O.H. and the office wife... O.H. is a guy (married or single) in your office that you are comfortable with, who can protect you by all means, yet there is not physical attraction. So common sense would ask, what is the office wife has to do in return? apparently, nothing... In other words, pure friendship build upon working relationship... as long as the office wife is smiling, then O.H. has done the job for that day... Intersting enough, eh? As I was adapting to the new term, my brain has already scanning for poential candidates... "umm..this one might work... oh.. this is helllllzzz no way ones..." yeah crazy idea, but u know what... great way to make friends... hahaha no worry... i ain't crazy to do that...
Do you have a O.H. or O.W? hehehehe...uknow you do... spill it!!!
It's been more than 6 weeks since I've been rearended twice last year (by Chinese calendar). What a year! Tons of things happened and barely anything was a good turn out... I am not one of those crazy superstitious ppl out there... but with things happened in the Dog year, I had to think that it might be a scentific fact when they say "DRAGON & DOG don't get along"...
The impact of the two incidents weren't that bad... i'd consider myself luckily from many perspective. I mean 4 days before the PIG year, got rearended by one of those community snowplow trucks and my car went up to a side safety hill. Amazingly, my baby wasn't hurt in the front at all. Most importantly, I was fine, although I sat in the driver seat for nearly 5 mins to recoop and thinking... "shiiiiiiiett.. why this is happening to me againnnnnn.. two weeks ago, I was rearended on the way to work...and now... I am only 1 block away from home in the snow day... damnit..."
So finally, dealt with the insurance agent of the guilty party and my baby will be fixed by next week... my poor baby... $2100 of total damage isn't too bad compare to some of the other ones.. but seriously.. i didn't ask for this... damnit... so much trouble... I should've asked for mental compensation...damn amigoes --tried to overturn the fault on me... damn you...
Well, going to TN for annual conference this summer... shall be fun esp with few of crazy coworkers... I might need to pack extra Advil for all the headaches they might cost me to have... goodness... 6 freaking days with them --24/7--omg... what the hell did I sign up for... damnit.... (opps...are u reading this)
Haven't done much for fun, what's there to do anyways... everything is a blah to me nowadays, espeically after a tiresome working day.... all i want is to yank my head in my pillows and go wherever i wanna go in lalalal land... yeah, i am aging:PPPP...
Well, Spring is here... so hiking @ old rag should be exciting... can't wait... anyone going to travel outside of U.S.A. ? bring some stamps back for me.. that's ALLL i am asking for.. hehehehe

Sunday, March 18, 2007

From 4-8 years old---luv

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds,

"What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."Rebecca- age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"Nikka - age 6(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."Jessica - age 8

**http://www.stories.vaty.net/2006/09/wht-is-love.html
Jen, anything help u w/ ur vows here?